My take on accusations that POTUS lied about people being able to keep their health care policies:
…and, it’s kinda like when you lease a Ford Pinto, and you plan to keep it, year after year until you die, and they run some crash tests that show the oil tank will burst into flames upon impact, and they recall the car , and then they stop selling the car, but you don’t want a new car, and you get mad because you really want to keep relying on your Ford Pinto for transportation, and you’re really mad because they cancelled your lease, and it’s Obama’s fault. So, there!